Comments for Kiev Hash House Harriers http://www.h3.kiev.ua Kiev Hash House Harriers Fri, 08 Apr 2011 11:04:55 +0300 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Comment on Top Ten Drunkest Countries by BitchQuick http://www.h3.kiev.ua/2011/04/08/top-ten-drunkest-countries/comment-page-1/#comment-2324 BitchQuick Fri, 08 Apr 2011 11:04:55 +0000 http://h3.kiev.ua/?p=530#comment-2324 Why is it that all (but two) of the countries are in Eastern Europe? Is it because the beer is sooo good here? Why is it that all (but two) of the countries are in Eastern Europe? Is it because the beer is sooo good here?

]]> Comment on Help Need at Friends House Piski Saturday the 26th Feb 2011 by Baby BJ http://www.h3.kiev.ua/2011/02/14/help-need-at-friends-house-piski/comment-page-1/#comment-1543 Baby BJ Fri, 18 Feb 2011 16:07:11 +0000 http://h3.kiev.ua/?p=462#comment-1543 Thanks. I'm going this Sunday and will ask if they need further help. And if they do I will find the time to help arrange a hash trip there. Thanks.

I’m going this Sunday and will ask if they need further help. And if they do I will find the time to help arrange a hash trip there.

]]> Comment on Help Need at Friends House Piski Saturday the 26th Feb 2011 by Beer King http://www.h3.kiev.ua/2011/02/14/help-need-at-friends-house-piski/comment-page-1/#comment-1541 Beer King Fri, 18 Feb 2011 15:06:51 +0000 http://h3.kiev.ua/?p=462#comment-1541 Good Job Baby, thank you for posting it!!!!! Bk KH3 GM Good Job Baby, thank you for posting it!!!!!
Bk KH3 GM

]]> Comment on Re-Run # 453 – Piski Picnic Hash by Baby BJ http://www.h3.kiev.ua/2010/08/15/piski-picnik-hash-sunday-the-22th-aug-2010-at-1200/comment-page-1/#comment-345 Baby BJ Wed, 18 Aug 2010 13:29:52 +0000 http://hashhouseharriers.kiev.ua/?p=403#comment-345 Dear All, So far only 1 hasher has shown interest in this event and signed up - this means that the plan are now changing..... The hash on Sunday will take place in Piski and still for the kids - but if you don't sign up there will be arrange NO transport for you!!!!! Dateline is still no later that Friday at 16:00 - after that time you are on you own getting to the run. But if you already know now that you are coming - please reply to this mail and let me know - make planing transport and picnic easier. Please sign up and help give the kids a wonderful day ON ON BBJ Dear All,

So far only 1 hasher has shown interest in this event and signed up – this means that the plan are now changing…..

The hash on Sunday will take place in Piski and still for the kids – but if you don’t sign up there will be arrange NO transport for you!!!!!

Dateline is still no later that Friday at 16:00 – after that time you are on you own getting to the run.

But if you already know now that you are coming – please reply to this mail and let me know – make planing transport and picnic easier.

Please sign up and help give the kids a wonderful day

ON ON BBJ

]]> Comment on Re-Runs by BeerKing http://www.h3.kiev.ua/re-runs/comment-page-1/#comment-162 BeerKing Fri, 11 Jun 2010 00:35:45 +0000 http://hashhouseharriers.kiev.ua/?page_id=49#comment-162 KH3 16th Anniversary Celebration - see pix here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/48366504@N04/sets/72157624055398889/ Kievans have seen it all before. They’ve seen Femen activists marching down the street in surgical-mask bikinis, so why should they turn their heads to see a bunch of Hashers wearing red dresses? Even if half of the said Hashers are blokes with hairy legs and big boots? A few did express mild interest, even taking photographs, but we didn’t make the TV news. We did make the Kiev Post, though, thanks to Yaroslav Debelyi and his companion who came along to report on the event verbally and photographically. Be sure to get a copy of the next issue – due out on Friday. Anyway, attracting attention was only a secondary aim of hares Big Akula and Unfinnished Symphony. The main aim was to have fun in the company of some of the most accomplished and gifted people on the planet while drinking free beer. “Free beer! How so?” I hear you say. Let me explain. The Red Dress Run was only the curtain-raiser to the full-scale 5-star no-holds-barred KH3 16th Anniversary Weekend. The trivial all-in price covered beer at so many pubs on the Red Dress Run that we lost count; plus a luxury weekend at Zazimie Resort including transport to and from, 2 more runs, 2 circles, 1 goody-bag, 1 breakfast, 1 lunch, 1 slap-up dinner prepared by everybody’s favourite chef Arturo and a party! In Dubai you could pay UAH800 for any one of those. So the beer seemed free. The next day everyone was allowed a late start, meeting at Lucky Pub at 1100. True to Hash tradition the bus didn’t leave until 1130. But hares Easy Head Job and Hardon were already on the job, and so was Hash Cash Baby Blow Job who prepared lunch for the weary travellers who would spill off the bus at 1220. The Big Run was due to start at 1400. Unnervingly everyone was ready in time. Everyone, that is, except Oyster Shit, Oyster Sutra and their 2-year-old son Adrian. They got caught in a fold in the space-time continuum that held them 2 minutes away from Zazimie while a couple of ice ages came and went. “Bother,” said the GM. The run was pretty uneventful. Oh, except for the appearance of a wild, gesticulating man waving a 9mm pistol at us. He seemed to think that we should take a prettier route that didn’t involve running across his land. EHJ identified him as Peter – the nice man who had helped us, 3 hours before, to find a nice scenic route that wouldn’t upset anyone. That chopped 20 minutes and a beer-stop off the run. “Pity,” said the hares, “That was the best bit.” “Bother,” said the GM. Thinking fast, Hardon dashed into the scrub in the general direction of the next section of the run. “Live hare!” he called, hoping that nobody would invoke the tradition of de-bagging the live hare if the pack catches up with him, and trying to remember if he’d put on respectable underpants that morning. Luckily the thoughtful hares had provided a second beer-stop. Unluckily it was in the middle if a desolate wilderness whose dismal vista was broken only by scattered building sites. That didn’t stop Ready Red, Heiress Hilton and Oyster Shit from engaging in a little horticulture. RR even borrowed one of Four Legs’s sticks to dig with. It’s all too embarrassing to write about. Go to the ‘Gallery’ and click on ‘Anniversary Weekend Run # 446’. It’s all there in full colour. The good, the bad and the ugly. Mostly the ugly. You’ll also see pictures of: · the Circle, where visitors, newcomers, virgins and returners seemed to outnumber the rest, and anyone who hadn’t sinned was punished at the end for being a goody-goody; · the dinner, prepared and barbecued on-site by Arturo and his great catering company; · the party, where the glitterati showed off their Ukrainian and pseudo-Ukranian costumes in honour of Kiev Day; and · the auction, run by Big Akula with his Lovely Assistant Heiress Hilton. The goods under the hammer were donated by Oyster Shit and Oyster Sutra and a considerable amount of UAH was raised for the Piski orphanage, KH3’s favourite charity. But you won’t see pictures of the swim that preceded dinner, when the fast-flowing Desna tried to carry off the GM. “It’s no good sacrificing him,” someone called,”He’s not a virgin!” Or was it just the wind in the trees? Sometimes it’s hard to tell. And you won’t see pictures of the sauna that followed the party either. It’s not that we’re shy, it’s just that steam is not very good for cameras. But be assured that a pretty good time was had by all. It is a tradition to have a Hangover Run after breakfast on the second day of a Hash weekend. So Baby Blow Job and Bang Cock got up early and set a riverside trail, short but muddy, and the pack dutifully ran it. I say ‘the pack’ rather than ‘all Hashers at Zazimie’ because there were some exceptions. Some had to leave early. Some had injuries from the Saturday run. And some were just too bloody lazy to get up in time. Someone was too bloody lazy to order up the bus too, which arrived an hour late at 1300. But the well-trained Hashers formed a circle (on chairs), opened some beers, and engaged in intellectual discourse for an hour. The highlight was Four Legs’s rendition of ‘The Cremation of Sam McGee’. The low-light was Hardon’s silent singing of ‘Swing Low’. On-on! KH3 16th Anniversary Celebration – see pix here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/48366504@N04/sets/72157624055398889/
Kievans have seen it all before. They’ve seen Femen activists marching down the street in surgical-mask bikinis, so why should they turn their heads to see a bunch of Hashers wearing red dresses? Even if half of the said Hashers are blokes with hairy legs and big boots? A few did express mild interest, even taking photographs, but we didn’t make the TV news.
We did make the Kiev Post, though, thanks to Yaroslav Debelyi and his companion who came along to report on the event verbally and photographically. Be sure to get a copy of the next issue – due out on Friday.
Anyway, attracting attention was only a secondary aim of hares Big Akula and Unfinnished Symphony. The main aim was to have fun in the company of some of the most accomplished and gifted people on the planet while drinking free beer.
“Free beer! How so?” I hear you say. Let me explain. The Red Dress Run was only the curtain-raiser to the full-scale 5-star no-holds-barred KH3 16th Anniversary Weekend. The trivial all-in price covered beer at so many pubs on the Red Dress Run that we lost count; plus a luxury weekend at Zazimie Resort including transport to and from, 2 more runs, 2 circles, 1 goody-bag, 1 breakfast, 1 lunch, 1 slap-up dinner prepared by everybody’s favourite chef Arturo and a party! In Dubai you could pay UAH800 for any one of those. So the beer seemed free.
The next day everyone was allowed a late start, meeting at Lucky Pub at 1100. True to Hash tradition the bus didn’t leave until 1130. But hares Easy Head Job and Hardon were already on the job, and so was Hash Cash Baby Blow Job who prepared lunch for the weary travellers who would spill off the bus at 1220.
The Big Run was due to start at 1400. Unnervingly everyone was ready in time. Everyone, that is, except Oyster Shit, Oyster Sutra and their 2-year-old son Adrian. They got caught in a fold in the space-time continuum that held them 2 minutes away from Zazimie while a couple of ice ages came and went. “Bother,” said the GM.
The run was pretty uneventful. Oh, except for the appearance of a wild, gesticulating man waving a 9mm pistol at us. He seemed to think that we should take a prettier route that didn’t involve running across his land. EHJ identified him as Peter – the nice man who had helped us, 3 hours before, to find a nice scenic route that wouldn’t upset anyone. That chopped 20 minutes and a beer-stop off the run. “Pity,” said the hares, “That was the best bit.” “Bother,” said the GM.
Thinking fast, Hardon dashed into the scrub in the general direction of the next section of the run. “Live hare!” he called, hoping that nobody would invoke the tradition of de-bagging the live hare if the pack catches up with him, and trying to remember if he’d put on respectable underpants that morning.
Luckily the thoughtful hares had provided a second beer-stop. Unluckily it was in the middle if a desolate wilderness whose dismal vista was broken only by scattered building sites. That didn’t stop Ready Red, Heiress Hilton and Oyster Shit from engaging in a little horticulture. RR even borrowed one of Four Legs’s sticks to dig with.
It’s all too embarrassing to write about. Go to the ‘Gallery’ and click on ‘Anniversary Weekend Run # 446’. It’s all there in full colour. The good, the bad and the ugly. Mostly the ugly. You’ll also see pictures of:
· the Circle, where visitors, newcomers, virgins and returners seemed to outnumber the rest, and anyone who hadn’t sinned was punished at the end for being a goody-goody;
· the dinner, prepared and barbecued on-site by Arturo and his great catering company;
· the party, where the glitterati showed off their Ukrainian and pseudo-Ukranian costumes in honour of Kiev Day; and
· the auction, run by Big Akula with his Lovely Assistant Heiress Hilton. The goods under the hammer were donated by Oyster Shit and Oyster Sutra and a considerable amount of UAH was raised for the Piski orphanage, KH3’s favourite charity.
But you won’t see pictures of the swim that preceded dinner, when the fast-flowing Desna tried to carry off the GM. “It’s no good sacrificing him,” someone called,”He’s not a virgin!” Or was it just the wind in the trees? Sometimes it’s hard to tell.
And you won’t see pictures of the sauna that followed the party either. It’s not that we’re shy, it’s just that steam is not very good for cameras. But be assured that a pretty good time was had by all.
It is a tradition to have a Hangover Run after breakfast on the second day of a Hash weekend. So Baby Blow Job and Bang Cock got up early and set a riverside trail, short but muddy, and the pack dutifully ran it. I say ‘the pack’ rather than ‘all Hashers at Zazimie’ because there were some exceptions. Some had to leave early. Some had injuries from the Saturday run. And some were just too bloody lazy to get up in time.
Someone was too bloody lazy to order up the bus too, which arrived an hour late at 1300. But the well-trained Hashers formed a circle (on chairs), opened some beers, and engaged in intellectual discourse for an hour. The highlight was Four Legs’s rendition of ‘The Cremation of Sam McGee’. The low-light was Hardon’s silent singing of ‘Swing Low’.
On-on!

]]> Comment on Re-run Workers’ Day Run #443 by Atomic Fiddler http://www.h3.kiev.ua/2010/05/04/workers-day-run-443/comment-page-1/#comment-125 Atomic Fiddler Wed, 26 May 2010 12:43:35 +0000 http://hashhouseharriers.kiev.ua/?p=206#comment-125 Nice report about our hash, thx 2 author! Nice report about our hash, thx 2 author!

]]> Comment on About us by BeerKing http://www.h3.kiev.ua/about-us/comment-page-1/#comment-124 BeerKing Wed, 26 May 2010 12:23:26 +0000 http://hashhouseharriers.kiev.ua/?page_id=36#comment-124 FYI: The Constitution of the Hash House Harriers is recorded on a club registration card dated 1950: •To promote physical fitness among our members •To get rid of weekend hangovers •To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer •To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel FYI:

The Constitution of the Hash House Harriers is recorded on a club registration card dated 1950:

•To promote physical fitness among our members
•To get rid of weekend hangovers
•To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer
•To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel

]]> Comment on 16th Anniversary of KH3 Red Dress Run by big akula http://www.h3.kiev.ua/2010/05/19/16th-anniversary-of-kh3/comment-page-1/#comment-109 big akula Sat, 22 May 2010 09:16:09 +0000 http://hashhouseharriers.kiev.ua/?p=235#comment-109 Meet Lucky Pub at 7 pm - Red Dress 6 maybe 7 pubs $15. Each pub you will get 1 premium beer with each pub having a different local or international beer. There also will be an on after to be determined by group. For full Anniversary including the great goody bag! $100 with lodging and you should be able after hangover go straight to Chernigiv. Meet Lucky Pub at 7 pm – Red Dress 6 maybe 7 pubs $15. Each pub you will get 1 premium beer with each pub having a different local or international beer.

There also will be an on after to be determined by group.

For full Anniversary including the great goody bag! $100 with lodging and you should be able after hangover go straight to Chernigiv.

]]> Comment on 16th Anniversary of KH3 Red Dress Run by BeerKing http://www.h3.kiev.ua/2010/05/19/16th-anniversary-of-kh3/comment-page-1/#comment-108 BeerKing Sat, 22 May 2010 09:12:38 +0000 http://hashhouseharriers.kiev.ua/?p=235#comment-108 Hi IceBox, Many thanks for your interest and welcum to the 16th KH3 Anniversary Red Dress Run!!!!! I hope you and your friends will also join other activities of our Event including the Anniversary Run on Saturday 29 May 10 and fantastic party dedicated to it - pls. see our Events page on this website for all details. The Red Dress Run fee is USD 15 which covers one beer in every pub we visit on our way. I asked Hares Big Akula and Unfinnished Sympony to post here more details so please cum back to this page for their message. ON ON!!!!!! Hi IceBox,

Many thanks for your interest and welcum to the 16th KH3 Anniversary Red Dress Run!!!!!

I hope you and your friends will also join other activities of our Event including the Anniversary Run on Saturday 29 May 10 and fantastic party dedicated to it – pls. see our Events page on this website for all details.

The Red Dress Run fee is USD 15 which covers one beer in every pub we visit on our way. I asked Hares Big Akula and Unfinnished Sympony to post here more details so please cum back to this page for their message.

ON ON!!!!!!

]]> Comment on 16th Anniversary of KH3 Red Dress Run by Caroline "IceBox" Mackenzie http://www.h3.kiev.ua/2010/05/19/16th-anniversary-of-kh3/comment-page-1/#comment-107 Caroline "IceBox" Mackenzie Sat, 22 May 2010 05:36:09 +0000 http://hashhouseharriers.kiev.ua/?p=235#comment-107 Hello, I am a Hasher from San Diego CA (original Red Dress Run site) currently in Chernigov as a Peace Corps Trainee. I would like information about the Red Dress Run on Friday, May 28 as I might be able to attend with a few Peace Corps trainees who are interested in the hash. When is the start, Where is "A", What is the fee? On On Ice Box / Caroline Hello,
I am a Hasher from San Diego CA (original Red Dress Run site) currently in Chernigov as a Peace Corps Trainee.
I would like information about the Red Dress Run on Friday, May 28 as I might be able to attend with a few Peace Corps trainees who are interested in the hash.

When is the start, Where is “A”, What is the fee?

On On
Ice Box / Caroline

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